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never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

disdainbrook asked:



Who kills the bugs - Both. Neither of them are particularly squeamish/concerned about bugs, but sometimes Mulder leaves the especially nasty ones for Scully, because she’s a doctor.
Who hogs the sheets - Mulder. He never properly learned how to share a bed; Scully is a pragmatist who gets them separate twin sheets so they never have to struggle over them…and somehow Mulder takes those too
Who bottoms/tops/dom/sub - I don’t think they get too intensely kinky (they have enough intensity in the rest of their lives), but I think after a long case, Mulder likes to kneel next to the couch and Scully pets his hair and fondly ignores him while she reads the paper.
Who hates mornings  - Scully. Mulder is unreasonably chipper at unreasonable hours, as long as there’s work to do. He prefers to sleep in if he can, but if there’s an investigation? He’s the first one there.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee - Scully, see above
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law - I don’t think either of them DISlike the other’s family, but I think they’re the sort of couple who never quite look “right” to outside eyes
Who drives  - Mulder
Who gets horny in awkward public places - Definitely Mulder. On cases, sometimes. Scully is not impressed (but secretly flattered)
Who had a scene phase - Scully. Mulder is never allowed to see the photos (he finds them and secretly keeps one in his wallet because he thinks it’s the cutest thing)
Who wore braces - Scully
Who got bullied - Mulder did not start being the odd one out when he reached the FBI - he is a career weirdo. He probably got hassled through middle school, and once he hit high school he grew into his features a bit and became a hot loner instead of Spooky Fox.
Who collects ceramic elephants - Somehow, somewhere, Scully ends up in possession of a ceramic elephant, and then she ends up with another, and Mulder insists on getting her elephants for every birthday and Christmas thereafter, and sometimes just randomly if he sees a really good one and doesn’t want to wait.

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